You Can Make Me Dance, Sing or Anything (Even Take the Dog for a Walk, Mend a Fuse, Fold Away the Ironing Board, or Any Other Domestic Shortcomings)

"You Can Make Me Dance, Sing or Anything (Even Take the Dog for a Walk, Mend a Fuse, Fold Away the Ironing Board, or Any Other Domestic Shortcomings)" was the last official single by British rock group Faces, released in November 1974. It later appeared on their 1976 greatest hits album Snakes and Ladders / The Best of Faces.

"You Can Make Me Dance, Sing or Anything (Even Take the Dog for a Walk, Mend a Fuse, Fold Away the Ironing Board, or Any Other Domestic Shortcomings)"
Single by Rod Stewart and the Faces
B-side	"As Long as You Tell Him"
Released	15 November 1974[1]
Studio	Musicland, Munich Olympic, London
Genre	Rock
Length	4:29
Label	Warner Bros. Records
Songwriter(s)	Kenney Jones, Ian McLagan, Rod Stewart, Ron Wood, Tetsu Yamauchi
Rod Stewart and the Faces singles chronology
"Pool Hall Richard" (1973) "You Can Make Me Dance, Sing or Anything (Even Take the Dog for a Walk, Mend a Fuse, Fold Away the Ironing Board, or Any Other Domestic Shortcomings)" (1974)
Official Audio
"You Can Make Me Dance, Sing or Anything" on YouTube

Released under the group title, Rod Stewart and the Faces, the single reached number 12 over Christmas 1974 in the UK Singles Chart.^[2] The song still holds the record for the longest song-title ever to hit the UK chart.^[3][4]

As hinted by the title, the song follows a man happy to be with his romantic partner: "And I end up crying, but listen/ I can be a millionaire/ Honey when you're standing there/ You're so exciting/ You can make me dance."