User:Jtarr
Quotes:
- “Nothing builds bonds between two persons better than manual labor.”
- “Farms are not built, they are grown. Watered with sweat, fed with effort.”
- “Everyone has their own secret Rosebud, and like Mr. Kane, no one else will ever know…”
- “The heart would be a pretty bad muscle to pull.”
- “Harry Potter’s world doesn’t make sense. Why don’t they just fix everything with magic?”
- “The most important skill of any gardener is cooperation. If you work the ground, the ground will work for you.”
- “If I don’t get my throat slit with a license plate, I’ve accomplished something in life.”
- "Life is one big joke, with a really crappy punch line."
- "If love were a color, what color would it be? Clear, because love is blind."
- "I bet E.B. White's favorite food was pork."
- "The problem with Sweeny Todd is that it eliminates return business."
- "You know things are bad when your pee smells like hot pockets."
- "Only two copies of the book "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying" ever sold, everyone else just got the Spark Notes."
- "Crazy people know they are not, whereas sane people can never be sure..."
- "I learned long ago to never accept food from a woman's purse."
- "Police wouldn't start searching landfills for a couple of pick pocketers."
- "I don't know why more people didn't start putting their kids in rivers. It's like: Throw your baby in the Nile, get an Egyptian prince."
- "It's not that the world is so big, but that the mile is so small."
Contributions
Patrick F. Taylor Science and Technology Academy (Creator)
Omertà (novel) (Creator)
The Shining (Film)
There Will be Blood (Wikiquote)
Dream Street MS (Creator)