 | This user knows that battleships rule the waves, not the bloody bird farms! |
| Mr. T | This user pities the fool! |
 | This user understands biological evolution. |
 | This user supports the ban on smoking in public places. |
 | This user believes in logic. |
 | This user prefers that the death penalty be used far more often. |
| This user is repulsed by most forms of body modification. |
 | This user supports recycling. |
 | This user trusts the EU about as far as they can throw it. |
| c | This user can't stand rap music. |