User:D4g0thur/WIP

Lead about masturbation in music.

Some other stuff.

SongArtistRelevant linesReference(s)
"Darling Nikki"PrinceI met her in a hotel lobby / Masturbating with a magazine.[1] [2] [3]
"I Touch Myself"The DivinylsI don't want anybody else / When I think about you I touch myself[2] [4] [5]
"I'm a Wanker"Ivor Biggun and the WinkersI'm Britain's champion wanker / Renowned throughout the land. / Everybody knows my name / But nobody wants to shake my hand.[2]
"Icicle"Tori AmosAnd when my hand touches myself / I can finally rest my head. / And when they take from his body / I think I'll take from mine instead / Getting off, getting off while they're all downstairs.[2] [6]
"My Ding-a-Ling"Chuck BerryBut every time the bell would ring / You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling[2] [6]
"Orgasm Addict"BuzzcocksYou get in a heat, you get in a sulk / But you still keep beating your meat to a pulp.[5] [6]
"Praying Hands"DevoYou got your left hand / You got your right hand / The left hand's diddling / While the right hand goes to work.[2] [6]
"Pump It Up"Elvis CostelloDown in the pleasure centers / Hell bent or heaven sent / Listen to the propaganda / Listen to the latest slander. / There's nothing underhand / That she wouldn't understand. / Pump it up until you can feel it. / Pump it up when you don't really need it.[2] [5]
"She Bop"Cyndi LauperThey say I better get a chaperone / Because I can’t stop messin’ with the danger zone[2] [1] [5] [6]
"The Keys to Her Ferrari"Thomas DolbyMy hand slipped inside the belt of my trousers / As we hit 80, 90 miles an hour / And as we passed the magic100 my love exploded / All over her bright pink leather interior / And at that moment, I thought of my mother.[2]
"Touch of My Hand"Britney SpearsI love myself / It’s not a sin[5] [7]

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